Sam Cooke

It’s a sweeping generalisation

White socks


The male estate agent fits into three basic categories. Luckily they make themselves easily identifiable to the outside world by means of a strictly adhered to uniform code:

  1. The White Sock.
  2. The Expensive Suit.
  3. The Beige Chino.

The White Sock estate agent is young, brash, slick and has a penchant for pointy shoes and expensive hair products. What they lack in experience they make up for in enthusiasm and sweet selling skills. They’ve sometimes been to as many as 2 training courses at a hotel in Milton Keynes and their Audi hatchback corners faster than any other car on the road. They look up to the Expensive Suit, but down on the Beige Chino.

Like some sort of rubbish Pokemon the Expensive Suit is an evolution, rising out of the White Sock. After 5 or 10 years of knocking on doors and delivering leaflets they’ve progressed within the trade and become quite successful. They’re now in charge of an office, sometimes as an employee and sometimes running their own company. They now have an Audi saloon with big alloy wheels and Bluetooth. The Expensive Suit occupies arguably a pleasing middle ground in the hierarchy. They still have some of the enthusiasm of the White Sock, but without the brashness, and have much of the experience of the Beige Chino, but without the golf. They look back at the White Sock with a certain amount of fondness and have mixed feelings about the Beige Chino, in some ways thinking it might be nice to eventually get there, in others worried that doing so would surely signal the end of their youth.

The Beige Chino can be an evolution of the Expensive Suit, but can also come from a completely different place to the other two.

If it’s an evolution, it’s one that the agent slowly slips into some time after their 45th birthday, around the day they pick up a golf club. As the waist expands the sharp suit makes way for the more comfortable pleat-fronted trouser. The work rate drops and the time off rises. And why not? By this time the estate agent has earned this chance to enjoy life a little more. Their experience is long, their wisdom great and their clients can learn more from them in a 3 day week than the other two could provide in 6. The Audi saloon wells into an estate or even one of those whopping 4x4s that don’t quite fit in the Waitrose car park spaces.

The second form of Beige Chino has not risen through the ranks, but has landed in the comfortable trouser by breeding or by marriage. This is a slightly different class of estate agent. The lunches are as long, but the Audi is out and the Land Rover is in. For the most accomplished the beige trouser can be dropped in favour of a deep red. Or even salmon. But a chino it remains. This agent often has actual professional qualifications and an air of confidence that the evolved chino wearer can’t quite match. Respect is commanded.

Both Beige Chinos are thoroughly comfortable in who they are, they need not look down on, up to, or sideways at the White Sock or Expensive Suit as they’re above all that. They’re plotting a gentle course over still seas to the warm waters of retirement and they’re very much enjoying themselves.

Of course I’m not like any of those estate agents, I transcend the three categories above, combining the best elements of all three and avoiding the worst. I only wear white socks when the sport demands, I don’t go in for expensive suits and as far as I can recall have never owned a single pair of chinos. I am a unique and beautiful snowflake. I don’t even have an Audi, although the way the indicators on the new ones whizz from side to side a bit like the light on the front of KITT is quite cool.

I’m different.

And definitely not self-deluded.

Sam Cooke

It’s another new-starter selfie.


Daniel Plumb (back left) joined the warm embrace of Cooke Curtis & Co a few weeks ago and comes with around 20 years of local, regional and international estate agency experience. He’s actually the only one of our team that’s worked further than 15 miles from Cambridge, having done brief stints in Bishop’s Stortford and Dubai.

Bringing Daniel on board has been vital for us to ensure we maintain our client care and ensure all of our clients are looked after throughout the entire sales and lettings process by experienced team members.

We’re very pleased to have him with us.

Daniel has had a lot of experience in the villages between Saffron Walden and Cambridge so if you’ve something to sell in that area he’s likely to be who you will meet.

Sam Cooke

It’s hiring time

Cooke Curtis and Co estate agent job Cambridge graphic

We need someone new to work for us.

Business is good and we want to make sure we can do more than just cope by expanding our team.

Ideally we’d have someone with experience of lettings and/or sales. Maybe a year. Maybe a couple of years. Maybe more.

But the important thing we need is someone with the right character. Someone who takes pride in doing a good job. Someone nice. We can teach you the finer points of being a brilliant agent, but if you’re one of those annoying, pushy, borderline dishonest agents we don’t really have the inclination to beat that out of you, much as it would probably be a service to society to do so.

The job is full-time, including every other Saturday, but we try to work shorter hours on Saturday (where appointments permit) and you get a full day off in the week so it’s usually a bit less than 5 full days a week. Nearer four-and-a-half.

We’ll pay you well, give you a decent holiday entitlement, treat you properly and hopefully give you a chance to grow with us and go places if that’s what you want to do, or to be comfortable and happy doing the job exactly as you take it on if that’s your preference.

If this sounds like you and your sort of thing drop either Sam or Jamie a line – [email protected] or [email protected] or call 01223 508050.

Sam Cooke

It’s a new website

Have you noticed?

We have all sorts of new bits on our website.

Hopefully it’s working well for you, but let us know if not.

Apparently the map function doesn’t work very well on a Windows Phone, but since the only person in the whole world who uses a Windows Phone is Sam ‘Apple isn’t cool anymore’ Cooke, we’re not sure that’s a massive issue.

Unlike Sam’s Windows Phone. Which is massive.

Sam's big phone

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